Tan. From elsewhere originally. Would definitely leave in the seventh inning of a Diamondbacks game to beat traffic.
Smarter than she looks, and yet: still a hillbilly dating a fat guy with a scraggly beard.
King Tommen Baratheon
Blond and easily duped, powerful but clumsy with said power, impressed by girls' boobs and wacky religions.
Athletic, secretly wealthy, with a sun-tanned, weathered face. Incessantly trying to sleep with a younger woman.
Rich, bratty, emotionally unnerving. Definitely PG'd at Taft.
That guy Ned Stark executes in the pilot
No one remembers that Delaware is the first state either.
"Mad" King Aerys II Targaryen
Senile, wealthy, paranoid, prone to random outbursts of insanity. Pretty confident that he will eventually turn into a dragon.