What do people love more than getting advice from rich businesspeople? Getting advice from rich businesspeople with television shows.
For seven seasons, hundreds of would-be entrepreneurs -- or "wantrepreneurs" as Mark Cuban calls the flunkies -- have pitched their products and services to the wealthy overlords of ABC's Shark Tank. Now, the Sharks may not always be interested in investing their riches in, say, a bacon-cooking alarm clock or an energy drink specifically designed for "cougars," but they still can't help themselves from continually offering pearls of wisdom. Whether they inspire or motivate, they always provide the contestants with a swift kick in the ass.
Shark Tank is currently on hiatus until fall, but that doesn't mean the show can't provide you with the fire (and sore ass) to make the best of this crazy world. Summer has arrived, and with it, a slew of situations you might not know how to correctly navigate. Luckily, Cuban, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, Robert Herjavec, Lori Greiner, Chris Sacca, and Kevin "Mr. Wonderful" O'Leary are here to help, via some of the best quotes they've said on the show over the years.