As Discovery begins its annual seven days of nonstop nautical gore, let's all take a moment to reflect on what makes Shark Week so awesome. There's a whole list honoring the finer points of this TV phenomenon right below, which you should definitely gorge on like a great white noshing on a stingray. Then, check out 8 of the most badass movie soundtracks and read the douchiest email in human history.
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