We're still not quite sure what a Hoobastank is, but we do know this: It's a ridiculously dumb band name. Sadly the guys behind that stellar moniker are not alone in their absurd name choice -- which is why we have a collection of the absolute stupidest band names right here for you to laugh at. Mock these idiot musicians right here, then marvel at a deep fried mac 'n cheese burger bun and get all your important dating questions answered by women.
The dumbest band names in rock history
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