Best of the Web: New Machete Kills trailer features guts, machine gun boobs

Published On 09/18/2013 Published On 09/18/2013
Machete Kills Sofia Vergara machine gun

Missed the previous redband trailer for Danny Trejo's absolutely bonkers Machete Kills movie? You came to the right place, 'cause take two just dropped -- and it's got all the outrageous gore and lethal bras you can handle. Watch Sofia Vergara fire off some impressive artillery right here, then browse this season's essential button-downs and enjoy Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake's take on Hootie & the Blowfish.

New Machete Kills trailer has more decapitation and machine gun boobs

The Fall guide to button-downs

8 everyday foods disguised as ice cream cones