Missed the previous redband trailer for Danny Trejo's absolutely bonkers Machete Kills movie? You came to the right place, 'cause take two just dropped -- and it's got all the outrageous gore and lethal bras you can handle. Watch Sofia Vergara fire off some impressive artillery right here, then browse this season's essential button-downs and enjoy Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake's take on Hootie & the Blowfish.
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