Our homeboy, The Fat Jew is so obsessed with his phone, he’s branded it the “nipple of technology”. But as much joy as he gets from his daily suckling -- this metaphor has gone too far -- it brings him way too much anxiety, due to things like:
- That ridiculously annoying icon showing someone is typing for…ev…er.
- The lost phone. You left it right there, you remember putting it right there.
- Auto-correct indecency: we’ve all been there, perp and victim
- SIX OTHER THINGS!
The Fat Jew’s buddies at Virgin Mobile want him -- and by extension you, ‘cause you matter -- to Break Free from Fear related to your own tech nipple. But before that can happen, it’s important to go deep with the most important story of the year: "9 Times That Your Cellphone Gives You A Ridiculous Amount of Anxiety".