Expressly so you can embarrass yourself by guffawing loudly in a crowded office, we sifted through a week's worth of content from our non-sexual partners at CollegeHumor. So here it is. Some of it involved nachos, and whether or not you can continue to eat them during the shutdown. This is obviously very important.
Construction Workers React to "Wrecking Ball"
Surely everyone's seen Miley's "Wrecking Ball" video by now (and if you haven't, your name is "Billy Ray"), but this video examines the unseen casualties of her totally unsafe (and NSFW) demolition fest: the construction workers returning to their worksite to find a 20-year-old playing with their, uh, hammers. And she's not even union!
High TED Talks
If you can't handle the fact that you have knees, then this video is for you.