These days, when a TV advertiser targets dude nation, the move is to position the product as equivalent to the wildest fantasy a man’s brain-testicles can possibly imagine, e.g., if you sign up for this cable package, it’ll be just like riding a dragon with a cheerleader clinging to your back as you fire explosive-tipped crossbow bolts. Because CGI would’ve busted their budget, extreme male haircut chain Sport Clips opted for something that sounds just as fantastical, but’s actually totally doable: bacon grease candles.
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Again, bacon grease candles are totally doable. And for the most part, it appears as if this guy is doing them right. If there’s a fantasy element to this, it’s that eco-conscious foodie scent products are typically made by insanely handsome P90X models and not by, say, Melanie: