The Final Fantasy video games have long been known for their sweeping story lines, immersive battles, and seemingly endless strings of side quests -- fittingly, fans dedicate an obscene amount of hours to these RPGs. (True life: much of my grade-school experience can be summed up as Final Fantasy X.) Conan O'Brien was not prepared for the tedium that comes with such a time investment when he invited Elijah Wood on his show earlier this week for a "Clueless Gamer" segment.
As you'll see in the clip above, the duo hilariously digs into all the wrong elements of the franchise's latest installment, Final Fantasy XV -- including a mission that involves pushing a broken car and another in which characters stare at a dress -- before they confront some of the people who worked on the game. The whole thing really is like watching a 21st-century Samuel Beckett play unfold. Thank God for the chocobos.
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