What happens when you mix Game of Thrones, the pop-culture phenomenon that has captivated the world thanks to its sex, violence, political machinations, and dragons, with Quora, the crowdsourced Q&A platform for people who think they're too smart for Yahoo! Answers but lack the self-awareness to realize they are definitely not too smart for Yahoo! Answers? Pure, unfiltered, galaxy-brain-level discussions that truly test the limits of human inanity, that's what happens.
The HBO series wraps up in May, but with any luck, these Quora threads will continue appearing for years to come, spontaneously generating from the Swiss cheese brains of fans looking for answers in all the wrong places. While the site often features relatively reasonable queries about the show ("What are your predictions for Game of Thrones Season 8?"), the 21 questions below will challenge whatever preconceived notions you hold of human higher brain function. (Note: All questions and responses are [sic] to give you the full Quora experience.)