Listen, we all know there are people who we absolutely, 100% should not, must not date. Ever. Except... spoiler alert: we do it anyway.
We’re not here to tell you who not to date. You already know, and you clearly don’t care, so it’s a giant waste of our time. Instead we’re here with some sound advice on how you can try to pluck these forbidden fruits without ruining your life. You’re sort of welcome.
Disclaimer: none of this is a guarantee. These are all still horrible ideas.
1. Your co-worker
You spend more time on a weekly basis with these people than any other human you interact with, so sexual tension is bound to ensue. Especially if you’re that rare breed of relatively attractive cubicle dweller under the age of 40 -- aka “office hot.” You’re smart, so you already know this is a beyond horrible idea, but after the fourth or fifth round at happy hour, you literally give zero fucks, and what’s the big deal if you hook up, it’s just sex, amirite??