November 4th: Drake billboard appears in Toronto
One day, my future child will ask, "Father, what was a billboard?" I'll pause, remove the vape pen from my mouth, and say, "Child, billboards were like pop-up ads that companies constructed around highways. Supreme World Leader Jaden Smith's Vice-Supreme World Leader, Aubrey Graham, once used one to promote his upcoming album, and it was good." [Smokes vape pen and stares off into distance.]
Sweater rating: 71 turtlenecks
November 7th: Trump parodies the "Hotline Bling" video
What a time to be alive.
Sweater rating: 31 turtlenecks
November 25th: The Toronto Raptors hold a third Drake night
As the Toronto Raptors fight for respect in the NBA's Eastern Conference, fans get to make their own GIFs in a "Hotline Bling" photo booth that lets them recreate Drake's dance moves. If you wanted to encapsulate 2015 in a single, looped, six-second video, this is your Vine. Nothing says "the future is already here" like seeing Norm Kelly dance with a dinosaur in a colorful box.
Sweater rating: 90 turtlenecks