What genre of movie would you pick?
Probably one of the Saw movies. Put my date in the mood, get her all hot and bothered.
Are you a Netflix-and-chill fan?
I'm a big advocate of that. I'm very tired all the time, so that's a lot easier than taking a gal out. I'm exhausted. I'm just tired.
What's your favorite romantic movie?
Annie Hall, because it ends with them breaking up.
What's something that would be an instant deal-breaker for you?
I don't want to date a Belieber -- like a girl who has Justin Bieber playing in her car when I get in, or too many Justin Bieber songs. I'll allow one Justin Bieber song, and you better be ashamed. If you're over the age of 12 and you listen to Justin Bieber, you should turn yourself in for arrest.
What about an instant turn-on?
I just want a girl who will pee on me. I'm like a romantic. No, I don't know. Just a girl with a job. I feel like a lot of the girls I've dated are like bums. I just want a girl with a job because I work so much, it's like, you need a job too, babe, to occupy your time, 'cause I can't hang out all day. I've been dating a lot of menopausal retirees. Over 40 is cougars, but over 60 is silverbacks.