Along with his homeboy Statler, Waldorf sits in the balcony show after show, complaining about how it’s gone downhill and griping about how terrible every sketch is. Basically, he’s the personification of every Internet comments section, ever.
11. Crazy Harry
The Muppets’ pyrotechnic expert might not be that great at his job, considering his work results in more holes than the plot of Interstellar, but damn does he enjoy himself. He also invented the explodaphone. His original name, by the way, was Crazy Donald. We’re assuming he changed it to avoid prosecution.
He and Waldorf are pretty interchangeable. But Statler looks exactly like my grandpa, so he gets the edge.
When Sweetums -- all shaggy hair and floppy jaw -- first popped onto the scene, he was terrifying. Turns out, dude just wants to be loved. And sometimes dance with Alice Cooper and eat other Muppets.
Behind every great performer, there’s a great chicken. And Camilla has stood by Gonzo through good times and bad, always giving a cluck when times are tough. Were it not for Camilla, Gonzo would have resigned himself to being a toilet salesman. She didn’t henpeck him. She told him to follow his heart. Also, she’s a hell of a performer, as she recently demonstrated by, awkwardly, clucking Cee-Lo’s “Fuck You” in a PG-rated movie.