3:30pm: I start catching up on Jane the Virgin -- it’s my favorite new show from last fall, but I haven’t had a chance to watch any of the new season yet. I’m dying to know if Jane will be safely reunited with her kidnapped newborn baby. (Yes, in case you didn’t know, she’s a virgin who was accidentally inseminated with the sperm of Rafael, a wealthy hotelier on whom she had a longstanding crush. Happens to the best of us, girl!)
5pm: Rafael’s ex-wife, Petra, steals his other, uh, man sample. Yes, there’s a lot that in this show. I guess that’s the downside of this premise. But it’s really good, I swear!
6pm: Now Jane is trying to decide whether to date her ex, Michael, or Rafael. I used to be Team Rafael, because he is very attractive, but now I’m Team Michael, because he is a very sensitive police officer. The fact is that they’re both hot, so I switch teams often.
7pm: I watch Liv, the main character on iZombie, eat the brains of murdered trophy wife. OK.