Have you ever wondered if there might be any hidden, secret messages if you rearranged the letters in The Cheesecake Factory? Well then you, friend, lack intellectual curiosity. Because there are. There most definitely are!
Thrillist mobilized an army of linguistics experts (or maybe just a single online anagram generator) to bring you these: the most eye-opening, insightful, and occasionally just kind of weird and gross phrases taken from the spellings of America's most popular chain restaurants.
How did the bra freeze in the first place?
Of particular interest to any bedpan collectors out there.
Maybe it's connected to that burst sack?
Outback Steakhouse = Sue Ate Oak Buckshot
Did it come with a Bloomin' Onion?
So the banjo is skinny now?
Einstein Bros Bagels = Big Tensionless Bear
Sounds like a pretty chill bear.
Bojangles Famous Chicken 'N Biscuits = I Snag Unjustifiable Cockscomb Hens
Wow. Just wow.
Cheek chess sounds like a euphemism for... something?
Better than robbing ice cream shop cash registers, amirite?!