Careful with those Quesaritos.
Would seem to work better for Taco Bell, actually, but those breadsticks probably do the trick.
Don't talk about Grimace like that.
Macaroni Grill = Clamoring Liar
That's a bold accusation.
New marketing slogan?
That would be a great new name for the fried mozzarella.
You will, however, find many of studs who are rather kind!
Cheddar Bay Biscuits do a number on the waistline. Worth it!
Texas Roadhouse = Exhausts A Rodeo
Seems on theme at least?
Friendly's Ice Cream = Acme Fire Cylinders
Sounds like a Wile E. Coyote accident waiting to happen.
Long John Silver's = Jill Governs Nosh
Who gave Jill this power? Will she use it to take everyone to Long John Silver's?
Think about THAT next time you order extra sour cream on that burrito.