Have you ever wondered if there might be any hidden, secret messages if you rearranged the letters in The Cheesecake Factory? Well then you, friend, lack intellectual curiosity. Because there are. There most definitely are!
Thrillist mobilized an army of linguistics experts (or maybe just a single online anagram generator) to bring you these: the most eye-opening, insightful, and occasionally just kind of weird and gross phrases taken from the spellings of America's most popular chain restaurants.
Whataburger = Bra Thaw Urge
How did the bra freeze in the first place?
Panera Bread = A Rare Bedpan
Of particular interest to any bedpan collectors out there.
Starbucks = Sack Burst
In-N-Out Burger = Outer Burning
Maybe it's connected to that burst sack?
The Cheesecake Factory = Seek The Theocracy Cafe
Outback Steakhouse = Sue Ate Oak Buckshot
Did it come with a Bloomin' Onion?
Jack in the Box = Ex Thick Banjo
So the banjo is skinny now?
Einstein Bros Bagels = Big Tensionless Bear
Sounds like a pretty chill bear.
Bojangles Famous Chicken 'N Biscuits = I Snag Unjustifiable Cockscomb Hens
Wow. Just wow.
Chuck E. Cheese’s = Cue Cheek Chess
Cheek chess sounds like a euphemism for... something?
Baskin-Robbins = I Rob Banks Bins
Better than robbing ice cream shop cash registers, amirite?!
Burger King = Rink Bugger
It's grosser if you're British.
Five Guys Burgers and Fries = Rub Ass Reverifying Fudges
Doesn't sound sanitary.
Panda Express = Expands Rapes
Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen = Oh Nice I Passionately Puke
At least it's passionate.
Golden Corral = Nerd Oral Clog
Not quite clear what that is but... yeah, probably gross.
P.F. Chang's China Bistro = Frothing Hips Can Scab
Good to know. Also terrible to know!
Ruby Tuesday = Yea Dusty Rub
Is a dusty rub really worth cheering about? Unclear.
Krispy Kreme Doughnuts = Hump During Keystrokes
Waffle House = Of A Wee Flush
It works on a few different levels.
Kentucky Fried Chicken = Rectify Unchecked Kink
Or don't rectify it. People are into what they're into!
Taco Bell = Clot Able
Careful with those Quesaritos.
The Olive Garden = El Hangover Diet
Would seem to work better for Taco Bell, actually, but those breadsticks probably do the trick.
McDonald's = Damn Clods
Don't talk about Grimace like that.
Macaroni Grill = Clamoring Liar
That's a bold accusation.
Applebee's = Able Peeps
New marketing slogan?
T.G.I. Fridays = Dairy Gifts
That would be a great new name for the fried mozzarella.
Dunkin' Donuts = No Unkind Stud
You will, however, find many of studs who are rather kind!
Red Lobster = Order Belts
Cheddar Bay Biscuits do a number on the waistline. Worth it!
Texas Roadhouse = Exhausts A Rodeo
Seems on theme at least?
Friendly's Ice Cream = Acme Fire Cylinders
Sounds like a Wile E. Coyote accident waiting to happen.
Long John Silver's = Jill Governs Nosh
Who gave Jill this power? Will she use it to take everyone to Long John Silver's?
Chipotle Mexican Grill = Exploiting Chill Cream
Think about THAT next time you order extra sour cream on that burrito.
Hooters = He Torso
Matt Lynch doesn't have enough vowels in his name to spell interesting things. Talk spelling and grammar with him @MLynchChi.