When confronting a bully half his size and age:
"Which one was it? It was church candy, wasn't it? You just brought piss to a shit fight, you little cunt...
I'll curb-stomp that little face so hard that your teeth will go flying, you little shit!"
Trying to intimidate the competition at TechCrunch Disrupt:
"I'll sort of close right here in the center [of the stage] with the confidence and poise, well, they probably wouldn't have seen up until this point."
Standing up for Pied Piper's pre-pivot shortcomings:
"So the platform can't handle 3D files. You know what, 3D movies suck anyway."
Upon learning he won't present Pied Piper in the TechCrunch Disrupt finals:
"No, no, no. Richard, Richard, Richard, Richard. Respectfully… respectfully, you're terrible. You have a world-class showman standing right in front of you. And you're gonna pass on that?"