To Monica, after learning she voted to demote Richard to CTO:
"At least the actual Judas had the courtesy to kill himself after betraying his leader, Jesus Christ. He's the CEO of the world. Ever heard of him?"
To Jian-Yang, convincing him to make the SeeFood app:
"You're gonna walk away from $200,000? You know who walks away from that kind of money, Jian-Yang? Richard, a crazy person. He walked away from $10 million. Now look at him: wet pants, stealing towels, babbling about technical issues that he can't solve. Is this how you want to end up?"
To Jian-Yang, after realizing that the SeeFood app only recognizes hotdogs:
"Jian-Yang, motherfuck. I gave you the ability to spin gold. Instead, you've spun pubic hair with shit in it, and gravel and corn..."
To Big Head's college class, after learning they stole his SeeFood idea:
"I've read a number of disparaging articles about your generation in The Atlantic and Slate.com summaries. It's all true. Trigger warning: Fuck you!"
After Keenan Feldspar asked what Erlich was doing at his table:
"I don't know who you think you are, but men aren't supposed to grow tits. And yet, there they are, atop your little paunch."