If you've been in love for a few months, you show your significant other how deeply you care about them by saying, "I love you!" all the time. If you've been in love for a few years, though, you show your significant other how deeply you care about them by taking out the dog when it's super cold. Ahh, romance!
Yeah, love in a long-term relationship can be a little stale. Thankfully, nothing spices up Valentine's Day in a boring relationship quite like candy hearts. Especially candy hearts that reaffirm that you totally never "MASTURB8."
Meat Flowers Are Here to Give You The Best Valentine's Day