If you've been in love for a few months, you show your significant other how deeply you care about them by saying, "I love you!" all the time. If you've been in love for a few years, though, you show your significant other how deeply you care about them by taking out the dog when it's super cold. Ahh, romance!

Yeah, love in a long-term relationship can be a little stale. Thankfully, nothing spices up Valentine's Day in a boring relationship quite like candy hearts. Especially candy hearts that reaffirm that you totally never "MASTURB8."

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Even the ones on Google+.

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Still, knock on my office door before entering.

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I'll watch House of Cards again 4 U.

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I'm swiping right... on us.

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I only have to pay $40 to see my dermatologist!!!

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I don't mind when she says you can do better.

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I'm also down with bimonthly, nahmean?

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We should get a bigger apartment.

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From that expensive Chinese food place, too.

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So has mine. We R in this 2gether.


 Lee Breslouer writes about food and drink for Thrillist, and thinks Valentine's Day is great. Just great. Follow him to commitment: @LeeBreslouer.

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