10 Valentine's Day Candy Hearts for People in Long-Term Relationships
If you've been in love for a few months, you show your significant other how deeply you care about them by saying, "I love you!" all the time. If you've been in love for a few years, though, you show your significant other how deeply you care about them by taking out the dog when it's super cold. Ahh, romance!
Yeah, love in a long-term relationship can be a little stale. Thankfully, nothing spices up Valentine's Day in a boring relationship quite like candy hearts. Especially candy hearts that reaffirm that you totally never "MASTURB8."
Even the ones on Google+.
Still, knock on my office door before entering.
I'll watch House of Cards again 4 U.
I'm swiping right... on us.
I only have to pay $40 to see my dermatologist!!!
I don't mind when she says you can do better.
I'm also down with bimonthly, nahmean?
We should get a bigger apartment.
From that expensive Chinese food place, too.
So has mine. We R in this 2gether.
Lee Breslouer writes about food and drink for Thrillist, and thinks Valentine's Day is great. Just great. Follow him to commitment: @LeeBreslouer.