Lord Varys, to Kinvara, the other creepy Red Priestess on the show:
"I suppose it's hard for a fanatic to admit a mistake. Isn't that the whole point of being a fanatic?"
Randyll Tarly, to his son Sam when he comes home:
"I thought the Night's Watch might make a man of you. Something resembling a man, at least."
Yara Greyjoy, to her sad-sack brother Theon after he complains about his luck in life:
"Fuck justice then. We'll get revenge."
Yara Greyjoy, saying goodbye to her brother right before grabbing a friendly woman at the bar:
"Now, since it's my last night on shore for a while, I'm going to go fuck the tits off this one."
Tormund Giantsbane, on the subject of loyalty:
"We're not clever like you Southerners. When we say we'll do something, we do it."
Olenna Tyrell, to Cersei after she makes a threat:
"You've lost, Cersei. It's the only joy I can find in all this misery."
Olenna Tyrell, again to Cersei, this time after she tries to make a truce:
"I wonder if you might be the most horrible person I've ever met."
Brother Ray, lecturing the Hound to be more zen:
"Violence is a disease. You don't cure it by spreading it to more people."
Bronn, after Jaime says his military instincts are better than the Lannister army:
"That's like saying I have a bigger cock than anyone in the Unsullied army."
The Hound, to a man who just won't die:
"You're shit at dying, you know that?"
Brienne of Tarth, speaking to Pod after he says the giant army around a castle looks like a siege:
"You have a keen military mind, Pod."
The Hound, after being told he's getting old and right before he kills a man:
"This one's not."
Lady Crane, to Arya after feeding her soup that magically cures her stab wounds:
"Trust me -- if my soup didn't kill you, nothing will."
Tormund Giantsbane, to Davos the night before the Battle of the Bastards:
Melisandre, providing helpful advice to Jon Snow before he heads into battle:
Davos Seaworth, right before leading his men into battle:
"We may as well be taking shits back here."