New 'Game of Thrones' Trailer Straight-Up Trolls Jon Snow Truthers

Game of Thrones fans spent the months since the show's bloody finale fretting over Jon Snow's fate. The pain continues with HBO's first trailer for season 6, a promo that straight-up trolls the hopeful. Much like the new poster, the focus is on our favorite, floppy-haired Bastard of Winterfell, who is most certainly alive in some shape or form based on his lush locks and suspicious overseas travel schedule.

There’s no new footage in the teaser; rather, after an extended shot of a baleful-looking Jon and some lines about how "the past is already written," we flash through character deaths from past seasons, including his own. The trailer concludes with Bran, in voiceover, saying “they have no idea what’s going to happen." Yup. It's true. [Puts on best Wildling accent] We know NOTHING, Jon Snow.

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Anna Silman is a staff writer at Thrillist and a self-declared Stannis Baratheon stan. Find her on Twitter @annaesilman.