Sexually charged and crass. Definite closet feminist.
Rules-obsessed, always cold. Child of divorce.
Ironic, nerdy, also a child of divorce, but an amicable one
Cocky or clueless (Valentin's fatness makes him a wider target, OK?!?)
Middle child and stupendous crash dieter. Fan of Pixar films.
Undercover David Bowie fan. Over-cover sleeping fan. Allergic to freshly cut grass.
Voracious Roald Dahl reader, future orthodontist
Fashion conscious, into magic/crunches. Talks wistfully of living in New Orleans in the near future. Subscribed to the now-defunct magazine Cargo.