Raid the kitchen
"'I've found that simply taking your existing sexual preferences and moving them about the house can add a decent amount of excitement,' says Barry Newport of The Sex Factor. He suggests the kitchen countertop because it's 'a good source of sweets and other goodies that can be used during foreplay,' like chocolate and whipped cream." - Glamour.com
Unless your girlfriend is a vegan, then you’ll have to rub chia seeds on each other before you both decide it's weird and never have sex again.
Ice pops are mad sexy
“Grab one ice pop from the freezer, slowly unwrap it and start sucking and licking it seductively while staring into his eyes.” - Glamour.com
If you don’t have an ice pop handy because this isn't the freezer at your parents' house in '94, you can do this same move with a bag of freezer-burned peas. He’ll be none the wiser.
Herbs are aphrodisiacs too
“Cumin. Mixed with black pepper and honey, ancient Middle Eastern men drank it as a natural stimulant.”
95% of women who tried this tip were unable to perform intercourse with their partners, as the men were too busy laughing while saying the word “cumin” over and over again.
“Coriander/cilantro. Might be why Tex-Mex is my go-to date restaurant genre--and supposedly a fertility strengthener.” - Glamour.com
Because fertility is the first thing on your mind when you’re on your third Tinder date at Chili’s.
Lee Breslouer thinks a freezer-burned bag of peas is the sexiest thing in your freezer. Follow him to more sexy tips: @LeeBreslouer.