Frosting and whipped cream fun
“#tbt it with some whipped cream. Spray whipped cream wherever you want him to kiss for an extra-delicious experience, then return the favor. Chocolate sauce and frosting work too.” - Glamour.com
In a rush? Have him eat an entire cake in front of you. Then fuck his brains out.
Asparagus & beets as aphrodisiacs
“Asparagus. Filled with Vitamin E, these green stalks help your body produce testosterone, estrogen, and progesterone—the hormone cocktail your body needs to response (sic) to his touch in physical ways, such [as] lubricating your nether regions.”
But will it make my pee smell like a compost bin at a Phish concert?