Frosting and whipped cream fun
“#tbt it with some whipped cream. Spray whipped cream wherever you want him to kiss for an extra-delicious experience, then return the favor. Chocolate sauce and frosting work too.” - Glamour.com
In a rush? Have him eat an entire cake in front of you. Then fuck his brains out.
Asparagus & beets as aphrodisiacs
“Asparagus. Filled with Vitamin E, these green stalks help your body produce testosterone, estrogen, and progesterone—the hormone cocktail your body needs to response (sic) to his touch in physical ways, such [as] lubricating your nether regions.”
But will it make my pee smell like a compost bin at a Phish concert?
“Beets. When our friend Aphrodite needed a pick-me-up, she ate beets to enhance her sex appeal. But besides taking our cue from a woman who knew what she was doing, these veggies are also a natural source of boron, which helps to increase sex hormones. (In fact, some doctors prescribe it in place of hormone therapy!)” - Glamour.com
When a man checks out an attractive woman, the first thought that comes to mind is, “I wonder how much of her sex appeal is due to her having eaten beets in the last 24 hours.”