Valentine's Day is upon us, which means loads of disgusting hand-holding, kissing, and reminders that you will probably die alone. Or, maybe you're part of a couple, but you just, like, don't need some fabricated corporate holiday as a reason to express love. Whatever the reason you hate Valentine's Day, you have come to the right place. Here are 11 aggressively alternative romantic movies to watch in protest. Not a single one ends happily ever after.