Type anything into Google, and it will find you the answer. Unless the question is, "Why am I typing random things into Google when I should be doing the job my company pays me to do?", and then it probably won't know. Hey, we've all been there. But with other questions, Google's fancy autocomplete pops up with a few suggestions, so when you type in the phrase "how to" and any letter, it will show you plenty of weird stuff it thinks you want to know how to do. Here are the most ridiculous search results.