Champagne Sabre - $150
You can thank Napoleon for taking victory parties to the next level -- the little guy celebrated wins by having entire cavalry battalions slice the tops off of champagne bottles. And now you can too.
We're talking about creating flowing rivers of bubbly like a boozy Frenchman/samurai warrior because YES, we have the champagne sabre you just discovered you wanted.
The stainless steel weapon is a destroyer of Dom Perignon, a guillotine for G.H. Mumm, a machete against Moët. This isn't just a party trick and you won't just be the life of the party -- this is the only way to open champagne and you'll be king of the damn world. Let the Veuve flow.