Do you like watching everyday objects get wrecked? Cool. So does Lauri Vuohensilta, a Finnish factory owner who became a YouTube sensation by following his heart. He and his wife, Anni, run the Hydraulic Press Channel, a beautiful corner of the internet where objects big and small meet their doom in the form of compressive force. The couple began uploading in October of 2015 -- now, they're 1.7 million subscribers strong.
If you're not a Hydraulic Press devotee yet, these impressive acts of total destruction should get you hooked.
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Piece of advice for any other poor souls awaiting Furplosion: STAY ASLEEP.
And here you were thinking Jean-Claude Van Damme was the best at the splits.
Crushing toothpaste and ketchup
Splurge a little on Amazon and you too could start getting the most out of your toothpaste tubes.
Folding (!) paper
Who you gonna call? MythBusters.
Crushing a book
Thank you for tuning into Boom After Reading, starring our hero, the one and only, Pressy McPressman.
Crushing motorcycle stuff
Fair warning: This briefly turns into something resembling an episode of The Walking Dead.
Will it blend or will it crush?
Very, very, very tense stuff.
Crushing bathroom stuff
If I said this toilet explosion was more beautiful than that of the Death Star, would you believe me?
Crushing the iPhone 7
For when you update your iPhone early and it's awful.
Spoiler alert: boom.
Crushing a hockey puck
In this gripping two-minute thriller, a biscuit teaches Lauri a valuable lesson.
Crushing bowling stuff
Come for the pin, stay for the David R. Ellis sequel you didn't know you needed.
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