Every NFL Team's Logo, Re-Imagined as a Game Of Thrones Sigil

If you think about it, the NFL is a lot like Game of Thrones: behemoths who can't say a word besides their own name, scumbags who harm women and children with few legal repercussions, and of course, a whole lot of incest.
Okay, that last one isn't true, but the intense regional loyalty and jingoistic war-like mentality present in every NFL locker room/fanbase is a natural analog to the insanely popular HBO show, where different clans compete for a position of power on the Iron Throne. Which you could call the Lombardi Trophy of Westeros... but I won't, because its too obvious.
The designers over at Stargazer Media decided to lend their house's considerable talent to creating beautiful, minimalist sigils that represent every team in the NFL -- that's 32 total (yes, they even counted the Jaguars as an NFL team). Below are said sigils, separated by division, because I am a dork and can do that off the top of my head.
One team to rule them all! That's from Game of Thrones, right?

Baltimore Ravens

Cleveland Browns

Pittsburgh Steelers

Cincinnati Bengals

Indianapolis Colts

Jacksonville Jaguars

Houston Texans

Tennessee Titans

New York Jets

Buffalo Bills

Miami Dolphins

New England Patriots

Denver Broncos

Oakland Radiers

San Diego Chargers

Kansas City Chiefs

Detroit Lions

Green Bay Packers

Chicago Bears

Minnesota Vikings

Carolina Panthers

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Atlanta Falcons

St. Louis Rams

New York Giants

Washington Native Americans

Dallas Cowboys

Philadelphia Eagles

San Francisco 49ers

Seattle Seahawks

Arizona Cardinals

New Orleans Saints
Wil Fulton is a Staff Writer for Thrillist. He's sorry about making fun of the Jaguars. He knows they can't help it. Follow him @wilfulton
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