Every NFL Team's Logo, Re-Imagined as a Game Of Thrones Sigil

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If you think about it, the NFL is a lot like Game of Thrones: behemoths who can't say a word besides their own name, scumbags who harm women and children with few legal repercussions, and of course, a whole lot of incest.

Okay, that last one isn't true, but the intense regional loyalty and jingoistic war-like mentality present in every NFL locker room/fanbase is a natural analog to the insanely popular HBO show, where different clans compete for a position of power on the Iron Throne. Which you could call the Lombardi Trophy of Westeros... but I won't, because its too obvious. 

The designers over at Stargazer Media decided to lend their house's considerable talent to creating beautiful, minimalist sigils that represent every team in the NFL -- that's 32 total (yes, they even counted the Jaguars as an NFL team). Below are said sigils, separated by division, because I am a dork and can do that off the top of my head. 

One team to rule them all! That's from Game of Thrones, right?

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Baltimore Ravens

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Cleveland Browns

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Pittsburgh Steelers

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Cincinnati Bengals 

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Indianapolis Colts

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Jacksonville Jaguars

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Houston Texans

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Tennessee Titans

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New York Jets

Buffalo Bills

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Miami Dolphins

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New England Patriots 

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Denver Broncos

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Oakland Radiers 

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San Diego Chargers

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Kansas City Chiefs 

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Detroit Lions

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Green Bay Packers

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Chicago Bears

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Minnesota Vikings

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Carolina Panthers 

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Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

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Atlanta Falcons

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St. Louis Rams

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New York Giants

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Washington Native Americans 

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Dallas Cowboys

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Philadelphia Eagles

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San Francisco 49ers

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Seattle Seahawks

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Arizona Cardinals 

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New Orleans Saints

Wil Fulton is a Staff Writer for Thrillist. He's sorry about making fun of the Jaguars. He knows they can't help it. Follow him @wilfulton

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