Everyone eats pizza. Pizza is our lifeblood. It’s a diet staple. It’s the entirety of the all-important food pyramid — grains, fruits and vegetables, dairy, and fatty oil all in one steamy, greasy, triangular piece of mouthwatering, oven-fresh heaven. We want to eat pizza all day, every day and smother our bodies in bubbling mozzarella. But if you want to show your devotion without scaring the neighbors, we've got pizza shoes.
A true pizzatarian worships the slice and bows in the presence of the delivery guy. And yet, we’ve noticed a growing number of people who are pretending to be pizza devotees. But we want to raise awareness and shame the fakers. We’re not asking you to nominate friends to dump buckets of pizza grease on their heads (but if you do, send us a link to the video). We’re just asking you - yes, you - to take the time and really think about how much you love pizza.