When Johnson starts unraveling the deeper meanings of the Ramsey family's "star-making plot," which involves the "Jewish idea of strangled meats," he achieves self-parody. The entire account could easily be a mockery of the actual truther-isms, but only because a dissection this outlandish fits right in along the legit paranoia running amok on YouTube, Facebook, and the web's foulest-smelling forums.
Let me help anyone now wondering if six-year-old JonBenét Ramsey really did reinvent herself as the voice of "Teenage Dream": no. Try to enjoy life.
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