"JonBenét [Ramsey] became Katy Perry," says professional truther Dave Johnson, in a video determined to expose the pop star's secret origin. "That’s a fact."
There are intrusive gossip stories, there are wacky grocery store conjurations ("Kim Kardashian Dates Batboy!"), and then there's the above jaw-dropping act of fawning delusion.
For those in need of context, JonBenét Ramsey, born in 1990, was a '90s child beauty pageant queen infamously murdered at the age of six. The case that was never solved. The media went nuts. Katy Perry, born in 1984, is a pop singer who overcame a stalled Christian music career to become an international superstar. Her music is cotton candy. The world adores her.
Dave Johnson is obsessed with both of them. Or her? He believes Ramsey and Perry are one and the same because... they both sing? Wear lots of make-up? Have similar contours in their face when you overlay their photos? Eh, the evidence isn't important. We just need to stop lying and admit the truth: America's current hitmaker faked her own death when she was six and masquerades in purple eye shadow. The world must know.