The Martian, The Big Short, Mad Max: Fury Road and The Revenant are all really good movies, and potential Best Picture Oscar-winners. But would they be better movies if, instead of their handsome white-guy leads, they starred Keanu, the adorable kitten from Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele's upcoming action-comedy Keanu?
Take a look at the fake movie posters below and know in your heart that it is so. (Sorry Leo; you're cute and have a cat-like name, but it's no contest.) And we're calling it now: Keanu is going to sweep the 2017 Oscars.