For those worried Bone will lose his luster once the media's done with him, you might not want to roll the clip above -- let him remain a magical unicorn, stuck somewhere between reality and legend. But if you're a diehard Bonehead and need to know more about him, I guess it's essential viewing. Kimmel's chat also covered hopes for a future mustache wax line, the demise of the olive-colored suit, and fashion inspiration. (It did not cover the porn offer.)
"I would love to say that I was born this way," Bone told Kimmel in closing. "The short answer is that my wife dresses me, like all great Americans." Good luck on the night shift, Ken Bone, and God bless you.