Somewhere in Russia, there's a very angry supermarket manager in a tracksuit. CCTV cameras allegedly caught some jerk kid shaking out what looks like a massive dookie in the middle of a very public supermarket aisle. The pooper in question stealthily drops the load out of the bottom of his shorts and waddles away to freedom, only looking back to make sure he indeed did what the rest of the world now knows for a fact he did.
Hey, hats off to you for pulling it off, kid, you omnipotent little shit-machine. Keep living the dream. The video is below. Please don't try this at home. Or anywhere, for that matter.