10. Talking to a pig
In a perfect world, Dolph Lundgren interacting with a pig deserves its own movie, but sadly, it only gets a minute of screen time here, an offensive and unforgivable act. When making your year-end "best quotes" list, don't forget about, "Hey, come on, pig, I'm telling you, I don't need therapy."
11. Take me to the river
The ponytailed villain of the original, Cullen Crisp (best name ever?), was shot and killed by Arnold in somewhat dramatic fashion. The brain trust of this film stages the final showdown between Reed and the token bearded villain in a lake where there are no limbs broken or bullets dispersed, but bodies slammed. Yes, Reed body slams the baddie and then utters, "Class dismissed." Fin.