Dan: Whoa, I don't like all this McConaughey hate. My heart is big enough for both these gold-statue-coveting beefcakes. It's possible to play the bongos and balance a G-pen between your lips. I don't want to live in a world where I have to choose between the star of Surfer, Dude (yes, the comma is real -- I checked) and the star of The Beach.
One thing I just noticed, Leo went back to the bow tie this year? You think he wears a bow tie again this Sunday?
Anna: Excuse me Dan, you can’t just slander me as a McConaughater and then expect me to move on to discussion of neckties.
For the RECORD, I dig Hollywood's resident Surfer-comma-dude as much as the next gal, I just think his speech was kinda bullshit and I would much rather hear Leo waxing poetic about the plight of indigenous communities/the scourge of capitalism/how to minimize our carbon footprints than have Matty Mac trying to explain that "when you got God, you got a friend. And that friend is you." Like, what? No.