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Can't stop watching all the action coming out of the Rio 2016 Olympics? Neither can Leslie Jones -- and thankfully for us, she's narrating all the action over Twitter.
When we say all the action, we mean all the action: Jones has four screens running at a time, accompanied by a steady stream of commentary. Think Game of Jones meets dudes in Speedos. Broadcast sponsor NBC got such a kick out of Jones' amateur sportscasting that the network invited her to Rio to join the big leagues. Later this week, she'll be dropping knowledge in person, sans a few F-bombs.
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Before she goes pro, check out Leslie's medal-worthy commentary -- there are simply too many gems to count:
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