5. Baby’s Dirty Dancing monologue is surprisingly versatile
It’s no surprise that Billie is ready to quit after her first few days on the job. But Gene makes a last-ditch attempt to hold on to her by breaking out Baby’s speech from Dirty Dancing -- you know, when she finally gets it on with Johnny. Though Gene is outside, and on a bike that we should probably presume is stolen, there’s no denying the enduring impact of “I’m scared of walking out of this room and never feeling, my whole life, the way I feel when I’m with you.” Billie caves, just like Patrick Swayze did, and a discussion of that “amazing dance sex and butt-grabbing” ensues. Seriously, let’s watch that film again.
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