Since Lollapalooza sells out in minutes before the schedule is even announced, traditional means of ticket acquisition are out. You can try to enter various contests to win tix but if you’re not the gambling type, you’re probably gonna have to eventually bite the bullet and go with a broker. Four-day passes are currently going for around $300 on sites like StubHub and Vivid Seats, which is actually not that bad a deal.
VIP options are also currently on the secondary ticket marketplace, which get you amenities like multi-level viewing platforms, expedited entry, shaded bar lounge areas with craft beers and cocktails, free food from Big Star and Publican Quality Meats, air-conditioned bathrooms, lockers with cell phone charging units, and, yes, a massage tent. But our favorite perk is easily the golf cart shuttle transportation that takes you from one side of the park to the other in minutes.