***IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MAD MEN FINALE YET AND HATE SPOILERS, DON'T READ THIS. GO READ THIS SPOILER-FREE STORY ABOUT ICE CREAM.***
Editor's Note: Everyone and their mom, and some of their moms, can't wait to share their opinions on the Mad Men finale. But isn't it a little annoying to read the opinions of someone who knows more about the show than you do? What gives them the right to understand the literary allusions peppered throughout the show and the deeper meaning of it all??
That's why we got our pal Mike Jordan, who swears he loves TV, but nevertheless has never seen an episode of Mad Men, to recap the finale. Enjoy his completely entertaining and totally uninformed opinions! Take it away, Mike.