Tatum will collaborate with MM choreographers Alison Faulk and Teresa Espinosa for a March 2017 debut. Sadly, Chan's plan is to take up a director's chair backstage, but he promises, "If I'm ever in shape enough to [dance] again, I'll absolutely go out and have a fun night or two."
Okay, then what will the steamy show will have in store? Magic Mike wants your input. "God knows we have enough gentlemen's clubs in the world," Tatum says, "so let’s start the first gentle ladies' club -- or maybe not so gentle. Depends on what you’re into.”
In the immortal words of Ginuwine, let's do it.
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Lauren Leibowitz is Thrillist’s Entertainment Editor, and she is listening to "Pony" until further notice. Find her on Twitter @lleibowitzz.