RIO 2016! It's a showcase for the triumph of the human spirit, opportunity for the world's top athletes to have all the sex, and a possible looming health disaster of epic proportions. High jump over here for all of Thrillist's coverage of the games, and the games beyond the games.
The Olympics are a time for athletic champions from around the world to congregate, compete, and remind us what pure physicality looks like. They're also a time for famous people to do stuff. Because we can't look away, here are the Hollywood competitors who found the courage to weasel their way into Olympics coverage and go for the gold. (The gold is our attention.)