Meanwhile, Tyrell Wellick is nowhere to be found, Darlene insists their merry band of hackers will change the world, and Angela is naïvely concerned with "follow[ing] my dreams no matter what." Well, our dreams will lead us to July 13, when we'll
finally maybe figure out WTF happened on Elliot's three-day bender. Until then... trust no one.
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Lauren Leibowitz is Thrillist’s Entertainment Editor, and she hopes Elliot meets Mrs. Robot next season. Find her on Twitter @lleibowitzz.