Who Is the GOP Debate Mystery Hunk, Anyway?

Published On 09/17/2015 Published On 09/17/2015

Last night's GOP debate was a microcosm of the American political system -- in that a bunch of people forsook the candidates in favor of the hunky/creepy dude seated behind Jake Tapper, the moderator.

Here he is, ladies and gentlemen:

It wasn't until the debate ended that the identity of the creeptastic man with the golden chin began to spread through the internet: Gregory Caruso. Turns out, the dude's a movie director whose dad (Rick Caruso, a real estate mogul) has donated handsomely to the GOP coffers in the past -- hence, his appearance at the debate.

So there: mystery solved. Now we can all get back to talking about the important issues, like Donald Trump's hair, Rand Paul's justice fetish, and Jeb Bush's expensive weed habit.

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Gianni Jaccoma is a staff writer for Thrillist, and he can't fathom taking these debates seriously. Follow his sardonic tweets @gjaccoma, and send your news tips to news@thrillist.com



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