Fans of this year's canceled TV shows, dry your tears: we've got your potential new network obsessions right here! In the absence of axed programs like Castle, Nashville, and The Grinder -- as well as those that died of natural causes, like American Idol -- the big broadcasters are filling up their slates again.
The networks are releasing their 2016-17 season schedules this week and they're riddled with countless new shows. Some of them will be good, some will be bad, some star actors you've heard of, and some do not. Regardless, we'll be updating this list as schedules firm up during the network TV advertising upfronts this week, but here's where things stand as of now:
The buddy-cop classic hits TV, as Rectify's Clayne Crawford thwarts criminals as manic Det. Martin Riggs while Damon Wayans is getting too old for this shit as Murtaugh.
This TV reboot of the 1973 horror classic depicts two priests trying to save a tormented matriarch (Geena Davis) and her possessed family.
Son of Zorn
A live-action-animated mash-up re-teaming Jason Sudeikis with his Last Man on Earth producers Phil Lord and Chris Miller.
Rocky Horror Picture Show
A TV-event reboot with Tim Curry, the iconic musical's original Dr. Frank-N-Furter, narrating -- making room for Laverne Cox to don the doctor's signature bustier.
A remake of the Kiefer Sutherland counterterrorism actioner with Corey Hawkins (Straight Outta Compton) saving the day this time around.
A dysfunctional family sitcom starring Kaitlin Olson (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia).
Kicking & Screaming
A Survivor-esque reality-TV competition that partners wilderness experts with coddled novices.
The first woman to play Major League Baseball must prove herself to her teammates -- one of whom is a handsome potential love interest!
Director Gina Prince-Bythewood (Love & Basketball) investigates the racial tension that leads to a small-town shooting.
Another dark music-industry drama from Lee Daniels (Empire), this time focused on a girl group mentored by Queen Latifah.
A redux reuniting the series' original cast for another great escape.
Another comedy from Lord and Miller, exploring time travel with Adam Pally (The Mindy Project).