Avoid awards show boredom

If the pre-show hype is any indication, the Academy Awards are Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, but watching the whole affair doesn't have to drag on longer than a Terrence Malick film. Make your night brighter than the stars with Thrillist's Oscar bingo boards, which're loaded with 24 randomly generated squares of possible telecast events from "The Artist called 'charming'", to "Colin Hanks is there; nobody knows why", though much like his career, it'll probably be because of who he's incredibly close to.