There you have it, folks. Every time you use a porta-potty, you're putting your safety in the hands of indiscriminate forklift operators who don't respect the sanctity of the "Occupied" latch on the front door. You might not want to risk it. The woman in this cautionary tale "was not injured," but let's be real, that's the least of our concerns -- they didn't say anything about how clean she came out of it.
Brett Williams is an editorial assistant at Supercompressor. After hearing about this, he's just gonna hold it next time.
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