QUIZ: How many napkins do you need?

Philosophers have long attempted to tackle big questions about life, death, and the best berries to eat when you need to poison yourself after insulting prominent Athenians, but never before have they attempted to answer perhaps the most important question in the history of Man: how many napkins do you need? 

And though we at Thrillist are not intimidated by weighty questions or the adverse side effects of hemlock, we thought it best if you answer that question yourself right now: