"This is better than everyone."
"It looks full, shaving is good. Probably one of the best."
"Old-school, fits him well. It's classy -- surprisingly."
Overall Score: 9/10
"Okay. Look: it's horrible, but it's him."
"It's his entity...where would he be without that awful hair?"
"Is it even hair? I think it's a piece..."
"I'd cut the sides, definitely the back -- he has wings, they look weird. He needs a good trim."
"Can you even trim a wig?"
"Yea you can trim a piece, I've done it."
"It's unique, it's part of his persona, he wins -- surprisingly."
"And he's from New York..."
Overall Score: 10/10
Wil Fulton is a Staff Writer for Thrillist. He also has hair. Follow him @WilFulton
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