How they'd sell it:
"This is a cute apartment with a lot of nice light," says Cristina. "I'm amazed at how wide it is, it's unusual to have three windows across. It would be very comfortable for two people." And as Victoria astutely points out, "Anything would feel cramped with a roommate like Bevers -- it wouldn't matter if you were in Versailles." But what about Astoria? "It's hot right now," says Victoria. "It's like the next Brooklyn, but it's more affordable. It's safe, quiet and residential, it feels like a community, and it's a hop, skip, and a jump to Manhattan."