What it means: All out of sorts, askew, craaaazy.
Should we all start using it? If it's good enough for Mr. Krabs, it's good enough for us.
What it means: Pre-game. As in, drinking before another event that likely involves more drinking.
Should we all start using it? Obviously the rest of the country already has a word for that, but "funk" is more appealing than "game," so let's go for it.
What it means: To tip, fall, or spill over. While some people peg this term solely to Texas, it also has a big following in Arkansas and other Southern states.
Should we all start using it? It is kinda funny that it's practically an onomatopoeia of the action (thump), and since we've been hung up on onomatopoeia since that one spelling bee, we're going to say yes.